"when i was younger.... "
-i'd put my arms in my shirt and told people i lost my arms.
-would restart the video game whenever i knew i was going to lose.
-had that one pen with 4 colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once.
-waited behind a door to scare someone, then leaving because they're taking too long to come out or you had to pee.
-faked being asleep, so i could be carried to bed.
-used to think that the moon followed my car
-the only 'fake' friends i had were invisible ones.
-i used to sing in the shower.
(now? i make life decisions in there now.)
-getting a bruised knees heals better than a broken heart.
remember when we were kids and couldn't wait to grow up...?
what the hell were we thinking ?